Goodness gracious, the tides are beginning to turn! Good news, fellow conservatives, the Democratic Party is on the verge of implosion, lack of cohesion is to blame. With all of the uproar about The Obama's racist, anti-Semitic pastor and Hillary's heroic journey through Bosnia (Ha!), America's voters are beginning to unveil the hidden truth behind the Democrats' agenda: they lie, and they get endorsed by Louis Farrakhan. Oh dear! Does this mean the Democrats face an unfathomable defeat in the coming general election? Perhaps so, but in order to secure this victory, John McCain needs to grasp this opportunity and instill trust in the American people. Recent Gallup polls show that if The Obama is declared the Democratic nominee, twenty-eight percent of Clinton supporters will vote for John McCain. If Hillary Clinton is declared the nominee, nineteen percent of Obama's supporters will vote for McCain. McCain has also jumped to double-digit leads over the two Marxists, but this isn't a fact to get hyped up about, for we still have a long way to go before the general election.

What does this say about the Democratic Party's stability? We have James Carville referring to Bill Richardson as "Judas" for endorsing The Obama, and we have three Democratic lawmakers whose trip to Iraq was funded by Saddam Hussein, which is irrelevant to the issue, but hey, it's good to know. I watch this debacle every day and I begin thinking to myself, "This is a joke!" Here we have a candidate, The Obama, whose campaign is treated as the Second Coming, and people are besotted by this man's ability to speak. Is that why you're attracted to him, because he can deliver a good speech? What about Mitt Romney? That man plays the English language like an instrument. Remember his "Faith in America" speech? Absolutely brilliant. Oh, I forgot, The Obama is going to unite the country! Oh, but he must not be referring to me, or any other person of my race. I mean, we're just "typical white people," as The Obama so tenderly put, right?

We have another candidate, Hillary Clinton, who, just like her husband, is the antithesis of truthfulness. However, I must give her more credit. It must have been pretty difficult to avoid all of that sniper fire, while still managing to listen to a poem read by a little girl. What a brave woman!

Attention America: wake up! I hope you are aware of the Democrats' plans to raise not only your taxes, but the white flag as well. The Obama recently stated he wants to raise the capital gains tax, claiming to target the "rich," when in actuality, he is targeting anyone who invests, which exceeds 100 million Americans. Oh, but we must hammer the "rich," which, according to Democrats, is anyone who works for a living. Listen, this "class warfare" rhetoric and this idea of "shared prosperity," which Hillary so vehemently advocates, needs to end. Tell me, how is it fair for the government to provide someone's happiness at the expense of someone else's? Far-left liberals incessantly yelp, "It's not fair that people are rich!" Why do people get jobs? Why do people seek new aspirations in life? The answer is, because they want to earn the green and achieve success! If we punish individuals for being too acquainted with the Benjamins, where then is the incentive to become rich? Liberals don't care; they just see government as the source of their rights, rather than as the protector.

Democrats also seek surrender in Iraq, claiming our military is incapable of completing their mission. Support the troops, bring them home! Support firefighters, don't let them fight fires! Support doctors, don't let them treat the ill! Support politicians, don't let them provide me with handouts...wait, scratch that one! Yes, the number of troop deaths has passed 4,000, which is 4,000 too many. War is hell, we all know that. No sane individual likes war. However, I support our troops, as well as their mission to defend this land from evil. Unfortunately, it might take another 9/11 before liberals realize that a danger still lurks in the shadows, that we do have an enemy that wishes to end our existence. Still, The Obama's idea of having a tea party with our enemies sounds appealing, but only if there are crumpets, too!

Listen voters, open your eyes, and take a gander at the Democrats' agenda. Marxism is not the solution. I encourage you to make like Teddy Kennedy after the Chappaquiddick incident, and embrace the values of conservatism. Free market solutions, lower taxes, a stronger military, and a secure border are the right choices. Trust me...I mean, I'm not claiming to be under sniper fire, too, am I?